Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Sawyer's Funniest Quotes

In this week's Santi Section, I've created a list of Sawyer's funniest quotes (not including nicknames). Enjoy!

Sawyer's Funniest Quotes: (in no particular order)

"Here's my favorite leaf, how could I forget this place?"

"Hang on... I'm like this close to the highest score on Donkey Kong."

"...Better than the 3 of you wandering into the magic forest to bag a hunk of ham with nothing but a little bitty hunting knife? Hell no. Best idea I ever heard."

"You sure know how to butter a man up, Stay Puft."

"Screw off??"

"Baby, I'm tied to a tree in the jungle of mystery. I just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi."

"It's only a shark."

"He said something about going to the store for a pack of smokes."

"If we don't play every 108 minutes, the island's gonna explode."

"He's not as wrinkly as he was a couple of weeks ago."

"Ease up there, Frogurt."

"Well gee, I didn't have time to ask that, with Frogurt on fire and all."

"You want me to make you a mix tape?"

"Son of a bitch!"

"Sure, who are we to argue with Taller Ghost Walt?"

"Lemme guess, 14J ain't the code for the pizza boy..."

"Hold up... You don't get to Die Alone!"

"You cut yourself shavin'?"

"Well alright... Could I get you boys a nice cold glass of lemonade while I'm back there?"

"Nice stick."

"Doctor playing golf? Boy howdy, now I've heard everything. What's next? Cop eatin' a doughnut?"

"Great plan, Moonbeam. And after that we can sing Kumbaya and do trust falls."

"Your ranch disorder's gonna be the new lead item on the coconut internet."

"Like you, babynapper?"

"Bitch."

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